So, I finally woke up today and I guess I must of passed out for a few weeks and as I can seee it's pretty freaking early compare to what I usually get up to. I get up and I notice a lot of cockroaches and beetles all over the floor and a dancing naked hobo..who I now notice was my dad...So I get up and take a shower..my warts were all green and part of my penis was rotten..I started to masturbate but all I got was a lot of pus and now I start to cry a little more..I am all dressed up and start to walk towards the door when I noticed that the naked hobo was sticking beans up his butt and he was screaming jericho fuck me fuck me! so I kept going and finally I am out the door when I get hit in the face by a flying dildo that just magically appeared..it got up and told me..."you are the chosen one" I looked at it for a while then I just start to beat it with my penis and then we have a massive war on penises...OK so I made the whole thing about the magic dildo up but I did get hit by one and it belonged to the fat ass cow next door who has 9 types of Stds and god I think I might of tapped that shit a few times and I think I might of gotten a few..so I get in the car and drive to work...as I get to work I notice a little girl with boobs bigger than your moms..god..so I go up to her and put her in my car...when I got to my secret hideout I noticed she was a midget so..Then I take her clothes off and noticed that she was also a man..with moobs and now here we are talking to each other..I gotta go now..